Parliamentary debates all MP's to be fitted with a lie-ometer which,
each time they lie, will make them curl their lips and wiggle their hips
followed by a loud chorus of "Return to Sender".
A freeze on
the expansion of Richard Branson's Virgin Empire before we are renamed
the British Virgin Isles.
The Greater London Council re-instated with
overall control of London. A 50% tax on sweets.
Peanut butter and jam
sandwiches to become national dish. Policemen's boots to be replaced by
Blue Suede Shoes to make it less painful for strikers and demonstrators.
Schools to become Community Centres with fully funded Youth Clubs each
evening which will offer sports, leisure and occupational training.
five year ban on all overseas investment except to the Third World and
special investment grants for Home Investment. Retiring MP's banned from
writing their memoirs or selling stories to the media for five years
after leaving Parliament.
Compulsory driving tests every three years.
All immediate heirs to the throne to be called Elvis.
Street. ..Elvis Presley Boulevard, Eastenders ...Memphis Mafia,
Old people to attend schools to pass on their
experience and wisdom to children instead of being neglected and lonely
in their frozen homes and free utilities for Old Age Pensioners.
Hound Dog will become the new British national dog. Children to be
guaranteed a job when they finish their education. Parliament to be
renamed GRACELAND and each days sitting to commence with Elvis' theme
tune from the opening score of "2001 ".
Prime Minister to
spend one month every year working in a Third World country. Reintroduce
Conscription and declare WAR on neglect. Replace the guns with paint
brushes, spades, shovels, hoes, brooms.
Armies of young conscripts will
decorate old peoples homes, playgroups, run youth clubs, plant trees on
Council Estates, clear rubbish, renovate derelict areas.
programmes to be introduced by Elvis' "Good Rockin Tonight".
All radio stations to play one hour of Elvis music every day. History
teaching to be revolutionised so that children are taught the horrors of
War and not the glory.
Difficult students to be involved in their local
community helping play groups, Old Age Homes, hospitals whereby they
will learn to respect themselves by helping others.
Police to work for
one month each year in their local school building relationships with
all the students.
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