Elvis Presley brought
happiness and pleasure to millions of people around the world and the
simple aim of the Elvisly Yours Elvis Presley Party is to bring
happiness and pleasure to the British Electorate in what otherwise would
be dull, stage managed affairs.
If you are one of the
disenfranchised 30% who usually don't vote in General Elections,
disheartened and disgruntled, fed up with the main traditional Parties and
not loony enough to vote Loony we have a simple, revolutionary solution
for the British Electorate. ...
Instead of putting a cross against one of
the boring candidates in your constituency just write in E L V I S on the
top of your ballot paper and with a little bit of good ol' rock'n'roll
we'll get the MESS OF BLUES we are in ALL SHOOK UP. Remember the halcyon
days when "we never had it so good" it is just no coincidence
that Rock'n'Roll and Elvis Presley thrived- simple, basic foot stomping
music that produced a zest for life. ..
Compulsory IQ tests for MP's.
MP's to clock in and out of Parliament.
Sleazeometer installed in House of Commons which blasts out "You
ain't nothing but a Hound Dog" when MP's register positive.
Abolish Council Tax and replace by a special tax on The Lecture Tours of
Margaret Thatcher.
Ban the hunting of animals and replace with hunting of hunters. The hounds
can chase the hunters and lick them to death when they catch their prey.
Re-nationalisation of all Public Utilities and the railways. These
re-nationalised Industries would be bought back at the price they were
originally sold.
All traffic cones would be replaced by giant, pink, fluorescent TEDDY
BEARS. Free travel on the buses paid for by a 30% increase in the tax on
petrol.
Dismantling of Britains stockpile of Atomic weapons with the consequent
savings used to finance a massive investment in education and health.
All new MP's to spend one month sleeping rough in their Constituency
before taking their Parliamentary seat and thereafter one week each year
they are in Office.
Britain to remain in Europe on condition that all Euro MP's wear jumpsuits
in the European Parliament.
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